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 Bobby Shaft-her
 Bobby Shaft-Her's gone to sea,
 Got a cock hangs to his knee,
All the girls are mighty pleased,
To meet Bobby Shaft-Her.
Chorus: Bobby Shaft-Her's mighty dick,
 Twelve inch long and plenty thick,
 Girls all hunger for that prick,
 Lucky Bobby Shaft-Her.
Bobby Shaft-Her made his name,
 Shafting all the local dames,
Now he plays away from hame,
 Jolly Bobby Shaft-Her.
In Amsterdam he's got a whore,
 In Bangkok a dozen more,
 Twenty more in Singapore,
Lucky Bobby Shaft-Her.
Bobby Shaft-Her's got the pox,
 Must have caught it 'round the docks,
Now he's got a rotting cock,
 Poor old Bobby Shaft-Her.
The Horny Sailor
Got a sweet young girl at home,
Shag away, screw away,
 But the seas I like to roam,
 And I'm just a horny sailor.
Chorus: Shag away you horn-pipe king,
Shag away, screw away,
 Shag away and hear me sing,
That I'm just a horny sailor.
 Life at sea is such a bore,
Shag away, screw away,
 So I screw the cabin boy,
And I'm just a horny sailor.
I sometimes shag the second mate,
Shag away, screw away,
 Much more fun than celibate,
 And I'm just a horny sailor.
I prefer the girls at Plymouth docks,
Shag away, screw away,
 Young and cheap but full of pox,
 And I'm just a horny sailor.