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 The Twelve Days Of Christmas
(llewtraH)
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
 My true love sent to me -
Twelve hairy harlots,
Eleven lecherous lesbians,
 Ten tired trollops,
Nine naughty nuns,
 Eight useless eunuchs,
 Seven sex-starved sisters,
 Six convicted vicars,
Five choir boys!
 Four windmill girls,
 Three boy scouts,
Two virgin queens,
 And a pervert in a pantry.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
 My true love gave to me -
Twelve fairies fucking,
Eleven empty scrotums,
 Ten twats a-twitching,
 Nine knobs a-throbbing,
Eight maidens bleeding,
Seven shrivelled testes,
 Six shooting hard-ons,
 Five dripping cunts,
 Four inches wet,
 Three French Letters,
Two sweaty gonads,
 And blow-job in a pear-tree.
Twelve twats a'twitching,
Eleven leaping lesbians,
 Ten torn testicles,
Nine gnawed-off nipples,
 Eight aching assholes,
 Seven sucking sisters,
 Six sixty-niners,
Five pubic hairs!
Four calling girls,
Three French whores,
 Two shit house doors,
And a lube job in her fur tree.