If you know anything about the recording on this page, please email me at
.
The Yogi Bear Song
(Tune -- "Camptown Races")
Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo,
Yogi's got a little friend,
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
And Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger
Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith...etc.
Yogi's chopped up Ranger Smith, Dismem, Dismem.
Yogi's chopped up Ranger Smith,
Dismem, Dismem-Bear....etc.
Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie
Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie Bear...etc.
Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy
Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy Bear....etc.
Susie's got a hairy minge, Grisly, Grisly
Susie's got a hairy minge, Grisly, Grisly Bear....etc.
Susie likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar,
Susie likes it on the fridge,
Polar, Polar Bear...etc.
Susie likes it long and green, Cucum, Cucum
Susie likes it long and green, Cucum, Cucum-Bear...etc.
Susie does it upside down, Koala, Koala,
Susie does it upside down,
Koala, Koala-Bear...etc.
Yogi's got a twelve inch nob, Hard to, Hard to,
Yogi's got a twelve inch nob,
Hard to, Hard to Bear...etc.
Yogi's got a cheesy nob, Cum-On, Cum-On
Yogi's got a cheesy nob,
Cum-On, Camembert....etc.
But Yogi always wears durrex, Care-Bear, Care-Bear
Yogi always wears durrex,
Care-Care, Care Bear....etc.
The durrex had a hole in it, Unlucky, Unlucky.
The durrex had a hole in it,
Unlucky, Lucky Bear...etc.
Now I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know a bear that you don't know,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
This bawdy song corresponds with the non-bawdy camp song by the same name. Note that the lyrics in bold are sung by the entire group.