The BLUE PAGES

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Abie on the Reservation -see GLADYS BENTLEY
Abies Irish Shastika -see Ben LIGHT
Air Raid Warden-see Ray BOURBON
All the Horsemen Knew Her -see PURE & SIMPLE
All th' King's Horses n'all th' King's Men Couldn't Put Hosannah Together Again...unnumbered picture label
Anna Had the Biggest Cabana..........INTIMATE TALES 2743
Annie Doesn't Live Here Any More -see Ben LIGHT "Annie Couldn't Take It"
Armchair General [male monolog].......PARTY NOVELTY'S 62A, NOVELTY 21A, *** 516
--same performance titled "The Second Front"...STAG 500 B
At the Bull Fight -see PURE & SIMPLE "Shaking His Bandalero"
At the Movies.............NOVELTY RECORDS 28A (XX)
At the Sea Shore..........PARTY RECORD unnumbered (2548)
Auto Ride -see PURE & SIMPLE
Auto Races..........CHALLENGER ?

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Baby Sitter............PARTY PLATTERS 320-B (83), NOVELTY RECORDS NOV-23
Bar Mitzvah............BALLYHOO 1002 B (1000 PC)
Barbershop Discord.....TNT unnumbered (6004), PARTY RECORD unnumbered (6004), *** unnumbered (6004), HIGH SOCIETY 509
Bare Facts -see PURE & SIMPLE "Nudist Colony"
Baseball Game.....BURLY Q 4B, HILARITY ?, *** unnumbered (as 'Base Ball'), *** unnumbered (330 Baseball)
Beer Joint.....BURLY Q 15B, BURLESQUE 101, LAFF-DISC LD-606 B, LD unnumbered, *** unnumbered (BJ)
Begin The Beguine.....***unnumbered
Bellboy..................NOVELTY RECORDS NOV-23
Bigger and Prettier -see HOLLYWOOD HOOTERS
Billiards (probably the same as "Pool").....*** unnumbered (315)
Bird in Hand -see Frankie 'Half Pint' JAXON "Is Doctor Ezet In?"
Birth Control -see PURE & SIMPLE
Blue Horizon.......................CROWN 1020
The Boat And Oar...................RISQUE 4B
Boat Song -see Benny BELL
Bridal Suite -see PURE & SIMPLE
The Broadcast (possibly Ray BOURBON "Forbiden Broadcast")....PARTY RECORD 512-A
The Broadway New York Song........FUN 2B
Bull Fight (parts 1 & 2)[Imitation of PURE & SIMPLE's "Shaking His Bandolero"...NOVELTY RECORDS NOV-6, STAR GARTER 1003 A & B (SG 504 & 5)
Bull Fighter (probably the same as "At the Bull Fight") HIGH SOCIETY 503
But Oh Could Hilda Cook... -see Ben LIGHT
Buttons.............................ZEST unnumbered

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Candid Camera (possibly PURE & SIMPLE "Birth Control")............RISKAY 402-A
Captain of the Army..............................DEVIL 2, CROWN 123
Ceremony.............................................PARTY RECORD unnumbered (2557)
Christmas Balls -see Ben LIGHT
Christopher Columbus -see GLADYS BENTLEY
Cleopatra.....................................KICKS 33B
Close Shave (possibly same as Barbershop Discord)..........LET'S HAVE FUN 2, ***2A
The Colonel -see OSCAR and ELMER
Coney Island..........BALLYHOO 1002 A (1000)
Come and Get It..............................NOVELTUNES 2003
The Cook...HIGH SOCIETY 511, PARLOR RECORDS 32 (T-28), REAL McCOY 101
The Cook (same dialogue, different male & female)...NOVELTY 101 B
-- following is the same female vocalist who performs 'Emily Post Please Write'/'Girls in the Parlor' Couldn't Find the Place...PARTY RECORD unnumbered (6002-A), TNT unnumbered (6002), HIGH SOCIETY 513
Court House (possibly RUFF & REDDY "Hollywood Night Court")...NOVELTY 19B
Crepitation Contest -see Sidney S. BROWN
Cute Canine [probably "Piddlin' Pup"]......PARTY RECORD 508B, ***102, ***508-B

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Daddy's Girl...............PARTY RECORD 506 (506B)
Dan McGrew -see GLADYS BENTLEY
Dan McGrew (Male monolog with violin acc.)...............*** unnumbered
Dandy Dan...............PARTY RECORD unnumbered (8033), HIGH SOCIETY 513, LET'S HAVE FUN 8
Date with a Dentist...............LET'S HAVE FUN 13
The Deacon....PARLOR RECORDS 32 (T-27), *** unnumbered (TD)
The Deacon Parts 1 & 2................BURLY Q 9A & B
Deacon's Advice............... *** unnumbered (DA)
Decorations -see Ben LIGHT "Christmas Balls"
Deep In The Heart of Texas (risque parody by male vocal group w. dixieland band)....*** 12" (red label)
Dental Song -see Tommy DOYLE
Dentist.............................. *** unnumbered (311A)
The Dentist -see Ben LIGHT
Derby Town...............*** 66A
Diddle and Save the World -see GLADYS BENTLEY
Disappoint...............PARTY RECORD 8032, PARTY RECORD 6009-B (8032)
Disorder in the Court (possibly RUFF & REDDY "Hollywood Night Court")...NOVELTY 19A
Dixie (possibly PURE & SIMPLE "The Guy Who Put The Dix in Dixie").....HI-LITE 104A
Down Behind the Counter at Nicks -see Cliff Edwards
Driving Lesson.....................LAFF RECORDS 24A

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Elevator Song (same as "In and Out)"...............................KICKS 37B
Emily Post Please Write...TNT unnumbered (6016)(L20), PARTY RECORD unnumbered (6016)

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Farmer Brown's Jackass (parts 1 & 2)....STAR GARTER 1002 A & B (SG 502 & 3), WHIZ EMP 23/4 (SG 502/SG 503)
The Farmer's Daughter -see HOLLYWOOD HUSTLERS
Feelem Hotel -see RUFF AND REDDY
Fifi's Got the Biggest Ones in France (possibly Cliff Ferre).......................KEM 131
Filling the Hole......................LAFF 15B, LAFF 17B
Flounder Song (possibly The Three Old Roosters "Who Slapped Annie on the Fanny".... *** 66B
Forty Years a Chamber Maid [a. k. a. "Was I"]....HOT SHOTS FROM HOLLYWOOD 0311, GOOD-HUMOR 19 (311), KICKS 9/10 (G-10)
Frankie and Johnny...................ZEST unnumbered (FJ)
Fruit Cake...........................*** unnumbered

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Gal from Kankakee -see HOLLYWOOD HOOTERS
Garbage Man -see FOUR ACES
Gertie Glynn.........................PARTY NOVELTY'S 37
Get 'Em From the Peanut Man -see Lil JOHNSON
Get Off and Get Under............................................KICKS 31B
Girl from Atlantic City -see Ben LIGHT
Girls In The Parlor (female recitation w. piano)...PARTY RECORD unnumbered (6014), TNT unnumbered (6014)(L22)
Give It To Mary With Love -see Cliff EDWARDS
Gladys Isn't Gratis (male vocal with piano)....................PARTY TIME No. 3 (1102)
Gladys Isn't Gratis -see GLADYS BENTLEY
Golf -see PURE & SIMPLE "Hole in One"
Gone With The Wind.......................*** unnumbered
Gosh, Elmer -see CANDY Without COCOA Grand Hotel -see RUFF AND REDDY "Feelem Hotel"
Guy That Put The Dix in Dixie -see PURE & SIMPLE

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Hard To Get.............................HIGH SOCIETY 501, PARTY RECORD 503 (503B)
Hay Fever...................................................TNT 8021
Headlines (probably the same as "Newspaper Headlines").......*** unnumbered (HL)
The Heir......................PARTY RECORD unnumbered (6008 B), HIGH SOCIETY 503, BURLY-Q B 5
The Hellish Mrs. Haskill -see Bruz FLETCHER
Henry the Eighth................................*** unnumbered (F 8B)
Her Fuller Brush Man -see Ben LIGHT
Her Man o' War -see Ben LIGHT
Here's To Mahatma Ghandi........BURLY-Q 11-B
--as "Mahatma Gandhi"....*** unnumbered (331 Mahatma)
High Flyin' Mama (possibly the same as "Joy Stick").........PARTY NOVELTY'S 17 B
Hinkey Dinkey Parley Voo -see CANDY Without COCOA Hitler's Orders.....................................RISQUE 2B
Hole in One -see PURE & SIMPLE
A Hole's a Hole -see PURE & SIMPLE "Hole in One"
Hollywood Night Court -see RUFF and REDDY
Honeymoon (possibly PURE & SIMPLE "Bridal Suite")...PARLOR 33, *** 35, HIGH SOCIETY 506, PARTY RECORD unnumbered (2335), *** unnumbered (322B)
Hopping Bells..................KICKS 25A
Hosanah.....................................................HIGH SOCIETY 507 The Hosses, Part 1 & 2 [same as "Sanita"...KICKS 39-A & B (Z-101-A/Z-101-B)

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I Wanna Sheet........................................LAFF 15A
I Wish I Were a Fairy -see John RYAN Ice Man....................BURLESQUE 102, LAFF-DISC LD-303B, LD unnumbered, *** unnumbered (EB808B)
--As "The Ice Man Cometh".................NOVELTY RECORDS 28B (XXX)
I'll Be Satisfied -see PURE & SIMPLE
I'm Vexed with Sex................*** unnumbered (one-sided Columbia pressing)
In and Out same as "Elevator Song".....................PARTY TIME No. 3 (1104)
In Hawaii .............................................*** 513, HIGH SOCIETY 509
The Indictment...........................................LD unnumbered (LE-102)
International Crepitation Contest -see Sidney S. BROWN
Is It True what They Say about Trixie -see Ben LIGHT
It May Not Be Love.................KICKS unnumbered (G3)
It's All in the Drawers..............TNT 8027
It's Wonderful......................PARTY RECORD 506 (506A)
Ivan............................. *** 516

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Jack and His Bean Stalk..................NOVELTY RECORD NOV-1A
Joystick...........GOOD HUMOR 9A (NRD 743), KICKS unnumbered (G4), *** unnumbered (JS)
Just an Old Rake... TNT 8016, PARTY RECORD 8016, HIGH SOCIETY 504-A (0), LET'S HAVE FUN 8
--as "The Right Tool"...RISQUE R6B
Just Another Mount -see PURE & SIMPLE "All the Horsemen Knew Her"
Just For Baby..................KICKS 25B
Just Married........................................................HI-LITE RECORDS 101
Just My Luck...................LAFF RECORDS 18B (L 18 B)
Just Plain Nuts............................................GOOD-HUMOR 26
Just Plain Stuff (cowboy-style singer with guitar)....................*** (211-B)

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Kentucky Lawyer.................................ZEST unnumbered (KL)
King Solomon's Dream -see Bob RANDY
King Tut.....................BURLESQUE 15B

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Laffs............................................ *** unnumbered (Z101B)
Laziest Gal in Town.............................KICKS 37A
Leave Cherries Alone (cowboy-style singer with guitar).......... *** (211-A 33)
Leave the Little Cherries Alone.............BURLY-Q 11-A
Little Red Riding Hood..................................GOOD-HUMOR 26
Little Eva............................NOVELTY RECORDS NOV 7, PARTY NOVELTY'S 51 A
Lock and Key............................*** unnumbered (BR 105)
Love's Sweet Story.....................BURLESQUE 102, LAFF-DISC LD-303 A, LD unnumbered, ***(EB808B)
Low Bridge.....TNT unnumbered (6003), PARTY RECORD unnumbered (6003B)

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Maid from Armiters (piano solo ala Bob Zurke)...*** unnumbered 12" RED LABEL
Mahatma Gandhi -see "Here's To Mahatma Gandhi"
Man O War -see Ben LIGHT "Her Man of War"
The Martins and the McCoys Gone Hollywood -see THE HOLLYWOOD HOOTERS Masseur -see Ray BOURBON "The Chiropractor's Wife"
Men at Work -see Cleo BROWN
Miss Stenographer.........................ZEST unnumbered
Mistaken Identity -see PURE & SIMPLE "Plumber's Tool"
The Modern Way -see Sporting Blood
Mother In Law.............................................PARTY RECORD 6009-A (2524)
Mr. Speaker....................................*** PL 102, LD unnumbered (102, 135), JOY Z19
Mrs. Lapedas.....TNT unnumbered (6007), PARTY RECORD unnumbered (6007)
The Mustache Song (probably John Ryan)................RISKAY 402-B
My Apartment ...............................................FUN 643
My Desire.........................................PARTY NOVELTY'S 49
My Girl's Monkey -see CANDY Without COCOA My Love's a Country Girl (probably John Ryan)................JUKEBOX 507 Myrtle............................FUN 2A

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Nell Diddling...........................PARLOR RECORDS 36 (T-36)
The Newlyweds...........................KICKS 35-A
Newspaper Headlines (probably the same as "Headlines")............NOVELTY 3A, STAR GARTER 1001 B (SG 500)

Newspaperman............................................***17
1946 Canadian Crepitation Contest -see Sidney S. BROWN
No Hands Touch It But Mine -see Cleo BROWN
Not Tonight Cleo..............................STAR GARTER 1008-B (SG-515)
Now I Know.......TNT unnumbered (8035), PARTY RECORD unnumbered (8035)
--as "Revelation".........HIGH SOCIETY 500, PARTEE 203, unnumbered *** (316)
Nudist Colony -see PURE & SIMPLE

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Oh How She Could Play Pinochle -see PURE & SIMPLE "Strip Poker"
The Old Rake -see"Just an Old Rake"
On The Range............................................PARTY RECORD 504-B
Once a Boy - see Ernest TRUEX
Over There -see GLADYS BENTLEY

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Parlesvous (probably the same as Hinkey Dinkey Parley Voo)...HI-LITE RECORDS 101
Pearl's Delight.................... *** unnumbered (PB-A)
Pet Shop Parts...........................LAFF RECORDS 17A
Peter...........................................................HIGH SOCIETY 515
Piddlin' Pup -see Ben LIGHT
Pinochle -see PURE & SIMPLE "Strip Poker"
The Pioneers (male monolog & singing w. guitar)...BURLY-Q 6-A, FUN 6A, *** unnumbered (PL103B) , FUN 643, ZEST unnumbered (TP)
Plane Talk (probably the same as "Joy Stick").................................TNT 8027, *** 8027
Play Ball (probably the same as "Base Ball")..................*** unnumbered
A Pleasant Surprise.............................................PARTY RECORD unnumbered (2549)
Plumbers Tool - see PURE & SIMPLE
Pool.............................................. *** unnumbered
Pool Game............................NOVELTY 3B, STAR GARTER 1001 B (SG 501)
Press My Button -see Lil JOHNSON
Puttin It In...........................................................KICKS 17

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A Quaint Street..................................PARTY RECORDS unnumbered (2539)
Quartet for Prominent Love Children -see FOUR PROMINENT SO-AND-SOS
Quiz Song -see John RYAN

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Race pt.1 & 2 [probably same as "Sanita"]............*** unnumbered (SANTA ANITA I)/*** unnumbered (SA-2)
Race Track ....................LAFF-DISC LD-707 , *** unnumbered
Radio Papa........................................................TNT unnumbered (6012)
Rake -see Just an Old Rake
Rattlesnake McGee...HOT SHOTS FROM HOLLYWOOD 0295 [Same selection on both sides], GOOD-HUMOR unnumbered
Re Bob.....................................*** unnumbered (310B)
Revelation -see "Now I Know"
Richard's Last Word..........PARTY NOVELTY'S 21
Riding Academy (Part 1 & 2)..........LAFF RECORDS 20A & B Riding My Sister.............PARTY PLATTERS 320-A (83)
-This is a remake of PURE & SIMPLE "All the Horsemen Knew Er" which was also issued under this title.
The Right Tool -see
Rootin' Tootin' Gal ............NOVELTY RECORDS NOV 7, PARTY NOVELTY'S 51 B
Royal Box......................................................KICKS 33A

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S Roan -see "Strawberry Roan"
Sally -see Rudy SOOTER
Sam the Marine ...........................................*** unnumbered (SAM)
Scoreboard (male monolog)................................*** unnumbered
The Second Front -see "Armchair General" Secret of Sister Jones............................BURLESQUE 15B
Secrets (narrators: 2 males, 2 females) ......... JOY Z19, *** unnumbered (300-B)(83)
Sexology in Rhythm..................................KICKS 31A
Shaking His Bandolero -see PURE & SIMPLE
Shave Me Dry -see Lucille BOGAN
She Had To Go and Lose It at the Astor (prob. Johnny Messner)....................COM? 51
Shore Leave (possibly RUFF & REDDY "Tom & Jerry in Honolulu")... *** unnumbered
Shotgun Wedding -see OSCAR and ELMER
Signifying Monkey Parts 1 & 2...........BURLY Q 10 A & B
Silent George...BURLY Q 15A, BURLESQUE 101, LAFF-DISC LD-606 A, LD unnumbered, *** unnumbered [as Silent Geo.](SG)
Something Coming.......................PARTY RECORD unnumbered (2541), PARTY RECORD 508
Something to Remember -see "Buggs" WILSON
Speaker.........*** unnumbered (PL 102-B)(83)
Sporting Blood.............. PARTY RECORD unnumbered (8017), HIGH SOCIETY 504-B (0)
--as "The Modern Way"....RISQUE R6A, LAFF RECORDS 18B (L 18 B)
Stay Single (sax, gtr, pno)....................PARTY RECORD 500 (500B)
Stenographer Story.......PARLOR 33, FUN 5A, *** 6, ***PL 102, *** unnumbered (102A), *** unnumbered (Z101A)
--as "Stenographer".......BURLY-Q A 5
Strawberry Roan.............BURLY-Q 4A, *** unnumbered
Strip Poker -see PURE & SIMPLE
Striptease Queen-see Ray BOURBON
Subway Ride ...........................................HILARITY ?
Sweet Violets....................GOOD-HUMOR 606 (0299-2)
Sweet Violets (HS 421B) -see THE SONS OF THE PIONEERS

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Tales Of Manhattan -see Ace NEWELL
The Tennis Game.................................LAFF RECORDS 24B
That Little Shanty Behind the Door -see Ben LIGHT
Three Convicts ..............................................DEVIL 2
Ti Yi Yippee..................................*** unnumbered (F 8A)
Tillie the Tooter -see Cleo BROWN
Tom And Jerry -see RUFF AND REDDY
Tourist Song..............................................CROWN 1020
Trade Winds-see INTERNATIONAL CREPITATION CONTEST
Tramp..................................HOLLYWOOD HOT SHOTS 350

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Uncle Tom's Cabin -see Ernest TRUEX
Up The Alley with Sally -see Rudy SOOTER

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Vacation Song....................................*** unnumbered (208)
Violets (probably "Sweet Violets")..................HI-LITE 104B
Virgin for Short (possibly Ray BOURBON "Cocktail Time")..........KICKS 18
Virgin-ia's Downfall....................RISQUE 2A
Virgin Jane -see JANE & PA
Virgin Ranger.....RACY RECORDS HS 413, HOLLYWOOD HOT SHOTS unnumbered
Virginity Handicap.......................................LAFF-DISC LD-707

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Wait Till You.................................................TNT 8022
Wave Song -see John RYAN
Wedding Cake............................. *** unnumbered (PB-B)
What a Kitty..............................LAFF-DISC 400 B
When Knighthood Was in Flower -see Ray BOURBON "Days of Yore "
Wide Open Spaces (possibly the same as "On The Range")..........TNT unnumbered (6012)
The Widow (almost certainly retitled)..........PARTY RECORD unnumbered (2533)
Who Rode My Sister -see PURE & SIMPLE "All the Horsemen Knew Er"
A Woman's Woes (almost certainly retitled)...PARTY RECORD unnumbered (2534)
Woodpecker..............................*** unnumbered
Woofing Post Part 1 & 2-see Sidney S. BROWN
World's Championship -see Sidney S. BROWN

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Xmas Tree (possibly Ben LIGHT "Christmas Balls")..........PARTY RECORD unnumbered (2541)

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Yas Yas (a.k.a. "The Duck's Yas Yas")..........HI-LITE RECORDS 102 B, *** unnumbered
--as "Yes, Yes Yes"...NOVELTY RECORDS NOV-1B
Yodel Song -see Tommy DOYLE
You Know What You Can Do (possibly Scott Dare)..........INTIMATE TALES 2843