Cheers Big Ears

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In 2002 at a youth hostel in Washington, DC, I quoted the standard Australian toast  "Cheers big ears" to an Australian man about 22 years. The usual response is "Same goes big nose".  Instead he recited the follow toast:

Cheers big ears
Have pap smears
Don't fuck queers
Get it up ya!

Have you heard anything like this before?


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