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Side By Side  

I got married last Friday; everybody said it was my day;
When the folks had all gone, and we were alone, side by side.

We got ready for bed then; Oh God, I nearly dropped dead when
Her teeth and her hair, she left on the chair, side by side.

On the chair she put them, with her glass eyeball.
Her arms and legs unscrewed them, and left them by the bedroom wall;

I was most most downhearted, most of my wife had departed;
So I slept on the chair, there was more of her there.
Side by side.
 


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