National Embalming School

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National Embalming School  

We live for you, we die for you,
National Embalming School.
We do our best to make you rest,
National Embalming School.

And when you die, we dig a hole
To put you in to turn to mold.
We live for you, we die for you,
National Embalming School.

Post-mortem, post-mortem, autopsy we must have.
Post-mortem, post-mortem, autopsy we must have.

Cut, slash, gash the body, we must have a reason.
Gad how the body stinks, it must be out of season.

We live for you, we die for you,
National Embalming School.
We do our best to make you rest,
National Embalming School.

Post-mortem, post-mortem, autopsy we must have.
Post-mortem, post-mortem, autopsy we must have.

Cut, slash, gash the body, we must have a reason.
Gad how the body stinks, it must be out of season.

We live for you, we die for you,
National Embalming School.
We do our best to make you rest,
National Embalming School.


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