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Chorus:
Happy Birthday, Ugh. Happy Birthday, Ugh. Ha-a-a-a, Happy Birthday, Ugh.
Pain and sorrow in the air, Death around us everywhere.
chorus
One year closer to the grave, Think of all the food we'll save
Easter Bunny broke his leg, Bled all over the Easter Eggs,
Santa Claus wrecked his sleigh, No more presents on Christmas day.
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