An Old Farmer

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There was an old farmer who lived by a rock
He sat in the meadow a-shaking his....

Fists at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water their hands on their .....

Marbles and playthings and in days of yore
There come a young lady who looked like a .....

Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
Then pulled up dresses and she showed us her ....

Ruffles and laces and a nice little tuck
She said she was learning  a new way to ....

Bring up her children and learn them to knit
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling....

Refuse from the stables they worked day and night
And if you think this is dirty then you're fucking well right!
 

• [members of the Norman Luboff Choir]
  • The Earthy Side
    • King David [recitation]  Time: 0:10
    • There Was An Old Farmer  Time: 0:45
    • Dead-eye Dick [recitation]  Time: 0:41
    • Her Whole Estate  Time: 0:29
    • Love Song [recitation]  Time: 0:12
    • Old Fashioned Harlot  Time: 1:36
    • Some Die Of Drinking Whiskey  Time: 0:21
    • Dark-eyed Gentleman  Time: 1:54
    • Old Boy [recitation]  Time: 0:15
    • Gentlemen Will Please Refrain  Time: 0:55
    • His Only Limitation [recitation]  Time: 0:06
    • Yellow, Yellow Yorlin  Time: 2:08
    • Invitation [recitation]  Time: 0:12
    • Young Man Of Calcutta  Time: 0:28
    • Advise To A Young Man [story]  Time: 2:04
    • Adultery Ad Absurdum  Time: 0:32
    • Ropey Squadron  Time: 1:35
    • Funiculi, Funicula  Time: 0:47
    • Pastorale ["The Sheepherd Lay in the Tall, Tall Grass...", recitation]  Time: 0:42
    • Lydia Pinkham  Time: 2:15
    • Now That I'm Old [recitation, has been used as a toast]  Time: 0:32
    • Yankee Doodle  Time: 1:08
    • Song [aka Sylvia The Fair]  Time: 1:54
    • Did I Say All [recitation, has been used as a toast]  Time: 0:28
    • John Harrolson  Time: 2:02
    • Twenty Toes [toast]  Time: 0:12
    • Old Dan Tucker  Time: 1:19
    • Punkt [recitation]  Time: 0:06
    • The Sexual Life Of The Camel  Time: 0:29
    • My Lady's Coachman  Time: 0:52
    • A Man Of Audacity [recitation]  Time: 1:13
    • Bona Nox  Time: 0:42
    • Bastard King Of England  Time: 1:53

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