The British Gonorrhea

Some Dies of Drinking Whisky

Some die of drinking whisky,
And some of drinking beer,
And some of diabetes,
And some of diarrhea,
But of all the world 's diseases,
There's none that can compare,
With the drip, drip, drip, drip, dri-ip
Of the British gonorrhea.

[members of the Norman Luboff Choir]
- The Earthy Side
  - King David [recitation] Time: 0:10
  - There Was An Old Farmer Time: 0:45
  - Dead-eye Dick [recitation] Time: 0:41
  - Her Whole Estate Time: 0:29
  - Love Song [recitation] Time: 0:12
  - Old Fashioned Harlot Time: 1:36
  - Some Die Of Drinking Whiskey Time: 0:21
  - Dark-eyed Gentleman Time: 1:54
  - Old Boy [recitation] Time: 0:15
  - Gentlemen Will Please Refrain Time: 0:55
  - His Only Limitation [recitation] Time: 0:06
  - Yellow, Yellow Yorlin Time: 2:08
  - Invitation [recitation] Time: 0:12
  - Young Man Of Calcutta Time: 0:28
  - Advise To A Young Man [story] Time: 2:04
  - Adultery Ad Absurdum Time: 0:32
  - Ropey Squadron Time: 1:35
  - Funiculi, Funicula Time: 0:47
  - Pastorale ["The Sheepherd Lay in the Tall, Tall Grass...", recitation] Time: 0:42
  - Lydia Pinkham Time: 2:15
  - Now That I'm Old [recitation, has been used as a toast] Time: 0:32
  - Yankee Doodle Time: 1:08
  - Song [aka Sylvia The Fair] Time: 1:54
  - Did I Say All [recitation, has been used as a toast] Time: 0:28
  - John Harrolson Time: 2:02
  - Twenty Toes [toast] Time: 0:12
  - Old Dan Tucker Time: 1:19
  - Punkt [recitation] Time: 0:06
  - The Sexual Life Of The Camel Time: 0:29
  - My Lady's Coachman Time: 0:52
  - A Man Of Audacity [recitation] Time: 1:13
  - Bona Nox Time: 0:42
  - Bastard King Of England Time: 1:53