Dead-Eye Dick

Dead-Eye Dick

This is a story of Dead-Eye Dick
Now he was the man with a corkscrew prink
He search the world on a tragic hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew cunt
And when he found her he fell down dead
Because her cunt had a left-hand thread.

[members of the Norman Luboff Choir]
- The Earthy Side
  - King David [recitation] Time: 0:10
  - There Was An Old Farmer Time: 0:45
  - Dead-eye Dick [recitation] Time: 0:41
  - Her Whole Estate Time: 0:29
  - Love Song [recitation] Time: 0:12
  - Old Fashioned Harlot Time: 1:36
  - Some Die Of Drinking Whiskey Time: 0:21
  - Dark-eyed Gentleman Time: 1:54
  - Old Boy [recitation] Time: 0:15
  - Gentlemen Will Please Refrain Time: 0:55
  - His Only Limitation [recitation] Time: 0:06
  - Yellow, Yellow Yorlin Time: 2:08
  - Invitation [recitation] Time: 0:12
  - Young Man Of Calcutta Time: 0:28
  - Advise To A Young Man [story] Time: 2:04
  - Adultery Ad Absurdum Time: 0:32
  - Ropey Squadron Time: 1:35
  - Funiculi, Funicula Time: 0:47
  - Pastorale ["The Sheepherd Lay in the Tall, Tall Grass...", recitation] Time: 0:42
  - Lydia Pinkham Time: 2:15
  - Now That I'm Old [recitation, has been used as a toast] Time: 0:32
  - Yankee Doodle Time: 1:08
  - Song [aka Sylvia The Fair] Time: 1:54
  - Did I Say All [recitation, has been used as a toast] Time: 0:28
  - John Harrolson Time: 2:02
  - Twenty Toes [toast] Time: 0:12
  - Old Dan Tucker Time: 1:19
  - Punkt [recitation] Time: 0:06
  - The Sexual Life Of The Camel Time: 0:29
  - My Lady's Coachman Time: 0:52
  - A Man Of Audacity [recitation] Time: 1:13
  - Bona Nox Time: 0:42
  - Bastard King Of England Time: 1:53