Yankee Doodle

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Yankee Doodle went to town,
And rode a spotted pony
They stuck a feather up his ass
And called him macaroni

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Rode a spotted pony
They stuck a feather up his ass
And called him macaroni

Yankee Doodle went to sea,
Aboard a cutty clipper.
They fill his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
'Board a cutty clipper.
Filled his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper.

Yankee Doodle went to town,
And bought a load of glasses,
And swore he could not see the town
For the girls and their big asses.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Bought a load of glasses,
Swore he could not see the town
For the girls and their big asses.

Yankee Doodle climbed a tree
As high as any steeple
And there he sat the live long day
And pissed all over the people.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
High as any steeple
There he sat the live long day
And pissed all over the people.
 

• [members of the Norman Luboff Choir]
  • The Earthy Side
    • King David [recitation]  Time: 0:10
    • There Was An Old Farmer  Time: 0:45
    • Dead-eye Dick [recitation]  Time: 0:41
    • Her Whole Estate  Time: 0:29
    • Love Song [recitation]  Time: 0:12
    • Old Fashioned Harlot  Time: 1:36
    • Some Die Of Drinking Whiskey  Time: 0:21
    • Dark-eyed Gentleman  Time: 1:54
    • Old Boy [recitation]  Time: 0:15
    • Gentlemen Will Please Refrain  Time: 0:55
    • His Only Limitation [recitation]  Time: 0:06
    • Yellow, Yellow Yorlin  Time: 2:08
    • Invitation [recitation]  Time: 0:12
    • Young Man Of Calcutta  Time: 0:28
    • Advise To A Young Man [story]  Time: 2:04
    • Adultery Ad Absurdum  Time: 0:32
    • Ropey Squadron  Time: 1:35
    • Funiculi, Funicula  Time: 0:47
    • Pastorale ["The Sheepherd Lay in the Tall, Tall Grass...", recitation]  Time: 0:42
    • Lydia Pinkham  Time: 2:15
    • Now That I'm Old [recitation, has been used as a toast]  Time: 0:32
    • Yankee Doodle  Time: 1:08
    • Song [aka Sylvia The Fair]  Time: 1:54
    • Did I Say All [recitation, has been used as a toast]  Time: 0:28
    • John Harrolson  Time: 2:02
    • Twenty Toes [toast]  Time: 0:12
    • Old Dan Tucker  Time: 1:19
    • Punkt [recitation]  Time: 0:06
    • The Sexual Life Of The Camel  Time: 0:29
    • My Lady's Coachman  Time: 0:52
    • A Man Of Audacity [recitation]  Time: 1:13
    • Bona Nox  Time: 0:42
    • Bastard King Of England  Time: 1:53

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