Funiculi, Funicula
Last night I stayed up late to masturbate
It felt so nice, I did it twice
Last night I stayed up late to masturbate
It felt so good, I knew it would.
Oh, you should see me working on the short strokes
I use my hand (I use my hand). It's really grand (It's really grand).
You should really see me working on the long strokes.
It's really neat (It's really neat). I use my feet (I use my feet).
Smash it. Bash it. Beat it on the floor.
Smite it. Bite it. Ram it through a door.
Oh it's so neet to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat.
Isn't life divine, Funiculi, Funicula
- [members of the Norman Luboff Choir]
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The Earthy Side
- King David [recitation] Time: 0:10
- There Was An Old Farmer Time: 0:45
- Dead-eye Dick [recitation] Time: 0:41
- Her Whole Estate Time: 0:29
- Love Song [recitation] Time: 0:12
- Old Fashioned Harlot Time: 1:36
- Some Die Of Drinking Whiskey Time: 0:21
- Dark-eyed Gentleman Time: 1:54
- Old Boy [recitation] Time: 0:15
- Gentlemen Will Please Refrain Time: 0:55
- His Only Limitation [recitation] Time: 0:06
- Yellow, Yellow Yorlin Time: 2:08
- Invitation [recitation] Time: 0:12
- Young Man Of Calcutta Time: 0:28
- Advise To A Young Man [story] Time: 2:04
- Adultery Ad Absurdum Time: 0:32
- Ropey Squadron Time: 1:35
- Funiculi, Funicula Time: 0:47
- Pastorale ["The Sheepherd Lay in the Tall, Tall Grass...", recitation] Time: 0:42
- Lydia Pinkham Time: 2:15
- Now That I'm Old [recitation, has been used as a toast] Time: 0:32
- Yankee Doodle Time: 1:08
- Song [aka Sylvia The Fair] Time: 1:54
- Did I Say All [recitation, has been used as a toast] Time: 0:28
- John Harrolson Time: 2:02
- Twenty Toes [toast] Time: 0:12
- Old Dan Tucker Time: 1:19
- Punkt [recitation] Time: 0:06
- The Sexual Life Of The Camel Time: 0:29
- My Lady's Coachman Time: 0:52
- A Man Of Audacity [recitation] Time: 1:13
- Bona Nox Time: 0:42
- Bastard King Of England Time: 1:53
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